Counter Lobbyist

I printed this letter, it was from me and it said Mike Mann, Counter Lobbyist, and it was a letter about Somalia and it was asking all the Congressman—I printed one for every single Congressman and every single Senator, and I hand-signed it, and it was asking how they could let all the black children in Somalia starve to death—if they were white children, they’d have already fed them and taken care of it—what was their problem, essentially. Then I went to Capitol Hill—this was before 9/11, so there was essentially no security on Capitol Hill, and you could just walk into any office, for the most part—and I walked into every single Senator’s and Congressman’s office and hand-delivered this letter from Mike Mann, Counter Lobbyist.